i found this (see image below) today while browsing digg. it’s a prime example of geek/network jock humor at its finest [you probably won't find this very amusing if you're not a computer nerd, and in fact will likely roll your eyes in an expression of contempt.. but for the *rest* of you, enjoy]

my favorite bits are the offense options of ‘reckless cluelessness’ and ‘clueless recklessness’ and the note reading ‘to plead not guilty follow instructions on reverse side’, when there is obviously nothing but a blank page on the back.

the network admins out there should definitely begin issuing these to your repeat offenders…